why am I so embarrassing??
May 2012
happy not to hate
booyahh
can we rewind to June 9, 2010
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Listen
The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Nothing says closure like beating you in a race.
reblog if you knew about or liked hockey before it existed
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
